one time when i was 6 and before i knew about sexuality and all that garbage, i liked this boy that lived down the street. and so to show my affection i followed him around everywhere and we eventually became bffs. then one day when i was following him around he jumped over a fire hydrant and i was like “im gonna jump over than fire hydrant” so i went to jump it and my shoelace caught on it and i fell face-first onto the concrete and scraped all the skin off of my knee/right side of my face and when my mom came and picked me up i was screaming “ILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU” and thats when my mom decided i might be a little bit crazy and it wasnt until i discovered the internet that i realized she was right

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