bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.


(Source: shaniatween)


i got pizza sauce all over my financial aid check


sheikofthesheikah:

so i found this rly cool nintendo themed monopoly in EB today

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and im like oh hell yeah lets check this baby out so i turn it over and

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I love Rollie pollies
Anonymous

tbh yea


have fun stewing in your own ignorance you literal piece of shit :^)
Anonymous

tbh it could use more onion and chicken broth. we’re reaching for savory decadence here


LET IT BE KNOWN!

i dont tag:

nsfw
spiders
bugs
anything i find funny

"but why cody?"

the answer is simple. everything on my blog is funny (with the exception of a few choice posts, such as this, in which im talking about something i feel strongly about.

i do not reblog:

rape
gore
self harm
etc

because it’s not my thing. so i dont have to tag those things because they’re not in my scope of what i would reblog, and on top of that, i dont follow people that post any of that stuff, so i have no means of reblogging it


clannyphantom replied to your post: i just changed my description in my si…

://// do u tag self harm at leat??

i dont reblog gore or self harm at all because im not into that.


i just changed my description in my sidebar to alert people that i do not tag anything

im too proud to do anything else. accept this as a pseudo-peace offering